inspiration strikes when you least expect it. first I should confess that Whitney turned me on to the new show, modern family and I like it. Unlike other great shows, it is safe to view in mixed-age groups. and effing funny.

Anyway, when the Beta father character, Phil, rattled off a list of things he wanted for his anniversary (rather than an envelope of hug discount coupons and a private concert with Spandeau Ballet), I wanted to memorize it and share it.

What a father wants, by Phil on modern Family

Robot canine – does tricks with a remote. Cleaner than a real pet.

Night Vision Goggles – who needs a flashlight?

Bug Vacuum – Humane and so tough.

GPS view – he’ll never need directions again.

Speakers that look like rocks – required for all man caves.

Yogurt maker – for a hyper-local foodie dad!

Now, view the clip and become a devotee of the show too: